Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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