Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
the liver wants what the liver wants
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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