Where did you get a picture of my penis
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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