i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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