you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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