so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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