Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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