Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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