So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
this is an emotional support booty call
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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