They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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