How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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