Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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