if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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