last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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