shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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