you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i came on her dog
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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