I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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