What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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