Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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