But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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