I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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