Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
How does one acquire holy water?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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