Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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