I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
The best revenge is premature balding
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
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