You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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