I feel great
I just peed on a car
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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