Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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