I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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