I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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