Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Apparently you make a good broom.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
How does it feel to date your dad?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
