you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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