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There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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