Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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