This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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