he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
These tits shall not be calmed
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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