Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
