I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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