i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you win again, gameday.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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