So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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