Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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