Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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