You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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