It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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