walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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