Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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