How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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