I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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