we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It was like getting head from an anaconda
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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