Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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