Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
She has the best kind of daddy issues
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
