I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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