Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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