I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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