so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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