Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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