what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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