She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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