Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Can Purell be used as lube?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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