butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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