To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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