We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
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