if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Come see our sink grown plant.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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