I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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